how do people keep coming up with new successful text posts haven’t they all been typed already
Two things happened this weekend. I graduated college and moved out of Isla Vista. I guess you could consider these two events the same. I’m glad to...
Me: Should I start watching Buffy?
My roommate: If you want to get your heart ripped out.
Me:….I watch Doctor Who.
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(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
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I’m buying flowers today AND IM SO EXCITED
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new...
When our vet walked in and saw him, she put him inside her coat and pretended to run out the door.
It’s been real.
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THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
Now we know why she is so happy
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if you’re younger than me you’re not allowed to be hotter than me sorry I don’t make the rules
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that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon
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